降温？？？！第7弹------八月将至，道具加亮美
本帖最后由 零式 于 2009-7-23 17:52 编辑<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=red>一 零式</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV>由于这个夏天本人受到沉重打击，以及上班时间很闲。所以我决定把空闲时间投入两项伟大的事业：</DIV>
<DIV> 1 在心里<STRONG>骂自己</STRONG>“你回去操操操操操操操操操操操操操操操操自己吧”</DIV>
<DIV> 2 给大家降温</DIV>
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<DIV>我们都是草泥马，草泥马啊草泥马～</DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=red>二 娱乐板块</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV>1 月球，你MA~MA~喊你回家吃太阳啦!</DIV>
<DIV> ----------CB评论</DIV>
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<DIV>2 泰国在今年4月总是有不明真相的群众闹事，本报读者曾建议借泰国三千城管。如今看来，还有必要借给他们三千名新华社记者。</DIV>
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<DIV>3 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">年初，本报刊发《<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.chinanews.com.cn/estate/kong/news/2009/04-12/1641811.shtml" target=_blank>有近半数企业经营者认为今年房价降幅在10%以内</A>》的旧闻，当时本报认为这是科幻电影。<STRONG>现在看来，这不是科幻电影，而是天真的童话电影。</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>4 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">4月16日，江西省推出冒险益智类真人版游戏。该省宣称：对群众实名举报领导干部违反计生政策超生的行为，经查属实后，<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://press.idoican.com.cn/detail/articles/20090417536A131" target=_blank>将至少一次性给予举报人1000元的奖励</A>。截止2009年7月22日，依然没有人能够挑战成功！</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>6 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">北京<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://news.163.com/09/0428/02/57V38SRQ0001124J.html" target=_blank>今年的高考录取率达到了79.5%</A>，比去年提高了5个百分点。在就业紧迫的大环境之下，<STRONG>这一喜悦，本报愿意与读者分享这份喜悦4年，然后，戛然而止。</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>8 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">本报5月5日刊发新闻《<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.old-news.cn/post/95.html" target=_blank>党恩浩荡，低保户激动致死</A>》后，接到很多热心读者的来电，他们建议，其实当时只要一声大喊：<STRONG>你死了可不给你报销丧葬费，估计那低保户就能上演起死回生的人间奇迹了。</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN>
<DIV><BR>9 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">布莱尔在离任前两天<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://news.163.com/09/0620/08/5C856MR00001121M.html" target=_blank>报销了将近7000英镑的房屋维修费</A>，此举被英国媒体们批作“无耻”。一位曾担任过村长的某村村民想通过本报致电布莱尔：<STRONG>你无耻的样子很有我当年当村长的神韵！</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left"></SPAN></SPAN><BR>10 <SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left">一位专家明确表示，<A style="COLOR: rgb(40,90,181); TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://news.163.com/09/0704/04/5DBQ3ELU0001124J.html" target=_blank>国内油价扣税后高过发达国家</A>！本报事后连线该专家却发现他已失踪，问之原因，<STRONG>有冷峻声音传来——“他，知道的太多了！”</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; COLOR: rgb(58,58,58); LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif, 宋体, 黑体; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN>
<DIV><BR> -------------旧新闻报</DIV>
<DIV>11 裤袋内手机电池爆炸 小伙“<STRONG>命根</STRONG>”被毁</DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"> 21日上午,这名小伙躺在无锡市三院的病床上,对事发经过和手机品牌等不愿多谈.</DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word">----不愿多谈那就肯定是名牌或品牌手机了，厂商封口。山寨的话，媒体肯定狂轰滥炸。</DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"> </DIV> [发帖际遇]: 木子玩宠物乐园, 获得威望9级.
好特别的旧新闻…… 本帖最后由 零式 于 2009-7-23 15:26 编辑
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<DIV><FONT color=red><STRONG>三 你的文理</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>1 [发帖际遇]: 零式弹坏了小V的吉他，赔付金钱11文理币.</DIV>
<DIV> -------小V吉他你好，小V吉他再见</DIV>
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<DIV>2 昨日消息------默风说：</DIV>
<DIV>我跟我娘们在QQ视频。</DIV>
<DIV>我觉得燥热无比。于是除去上衣。这时候QQ视频直接自动关闭。。</DIV>
<DIV>于是乎。穿衣连接再脱。又断开。</DIV>
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<DIV>屡试不爽，乐此不疲。这个夏天终于没有那么热了。</DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=red>四 本日推荐</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><STRONG>雪糕U盘</STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><STRONG>你妈妈叫你回家吃饭T恤</STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><STRONG>淘宝有售50多似乎</STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><STRONG>小时候的残忍事件，豆瓣小组</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word">例如：</DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(17,17,17); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse">我一个朋友小时候养了一只小鸭子<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>一天他在玩它的时候，惹怒了小鸭子，然后小鸭子就咬了他一下<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>然后他很是生气。。。于是乎<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>他把小鸭子带到了厕所。。。<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>然后把它扔进了马桶，开水冲掉了</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: medium Simsun; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(17,17,17); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 19px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse"></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word"><A href="http://www.douban.com/online/10210717/"><FONT color=#0000ff>http://www.douban.com/online/10210717/</FONT></A></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>歌儿一首，把它送给你</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV>http://mp3.yafox.com/UploadFile/2008-6/20086181204072594.mp3<BR></DIV>
<DIV>EELS-----GUEST LIST</DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>我们是可以被一些简单的事情感动的</STRONG></DIV>
<DIV>我跳我跳我跳</DIV>
<DIV>一个叫Matt的人，他惊动了世界，只因为他坚持做着看似很简单的一件事情，在全世界各个角落，抖抖手啊抖抖脚啊勤做深呼吸，然后录下来，制作成为短片。Matt爱玩儿，但他玩儿出了名堂。 </DIV>
<DIV>http://player.youku.com/player.php/Type/Folder/Fid/2327910/Ob/1/Pt/3/sid/XNDEyMTYyOTY=/v.swf</DIV>
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<DIV>内容转自CNBETA，可能吧，古堡群，文理论坛，旧新闻报，今天听的歌等</DIV></DIV> [发帖际遇]: 苏格的爱贩卖军*, 不小心赚到佣金金钱3文理币.
你呢本日推荐点击率最高吧？
你的文理 昨天都看过了 [发帖际遇]: Vincent看到路边的乞丐, 施舍了金钱17文理币给乞丐.
个儿啊....
你啥时候把你的草泥马借我玩儿... [发帖际遇]: 宅女赠送给朋友威望9级.
草泥马好可爱。。
楼主贡献出来大家玩玩咯。
内个雪糕，干嘛的。。/
[发帖际遇]: 零式弹坏了小V的吉他，赔付金钱15文理币.
[发帖际遇]: 零式弹坏了小V的吉他，赔付金钱15文理币.
U盘啊～～～～～～～～～～
啊，小V的吉他又被我干掉一个 [发帖际遇]: Vincent在路边踩到粪便, 慌忙中不见了威望3级.
<P> 7# 零式 </P>
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<P>我只关心你的草泥马~~</P> [发帖际遇]: Vincent在世纪星图上网，丢了金钱2文理币.
我突然发现那个熊是你从一色。哪买的吧... [发帖际遇]: 麦子到大雁塔玩太晚没车回学校，打的花费金钱5文理币.
我也想玩那个xxx
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